SONGS & CHANTS

 ABU IN THE MORNING

Sung to the tune of the Bagel Bites theme

Abu in the morning pinho in the evening
Abu at soccer time
When Abu's on the field he can score
Goals at any time

 ADDAMS FAMILY

Sung to the tune of the The Addams Family theme

do do do
(snap snap)
do do do
(snap snap)
do do do, do do do, do do do
(snap snap)
Your uncle is your brother
Your sister is your mother
You're sleeping with each other
Atlanta United FC!

 ANDELE CALVO

Andele andele dale, Calvo! Calvo!
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Defending tonight!

Andele andele dale, Calvo! Calvo!
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
If the line's right, centerback, every night!

Andele andele dale, Calvo! Calvo!
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Andele andele dale, Calvo! Calvo!
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 AT CRAPPY OLD LOCKHART

Sung to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey – The Weavers

At crappy old Lockhart
we won the cup
We filled it with Surly
and drank it up
And if there's no Surly
what will we do then?
We'll get to the finals
and win it again

 BLACK AND BLUE

We're gonna leave (we're gonna leave)
We're gonna leave (we're gonna leave)
We're gonna leave you black & blue
We're gonna leave you bloody & bruised
We're gonna leave you black & blue

 BOBBY SHUTTLEWORTH, CLEANSHEET BOBBY SHUTTLEWORTH

Sung to the tune of Black Sabbath – Iron Man

Bobby-
Shuttleworth!
Cleansheet Bobby Shuttleworth!

 BOYS IN BLACK & BLUE

Sung to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home

We come from the cold and frozen North,

Go Loons!
Go Loons!

And for our club our hearts forever true,
Stay true!

We love our boys in Black & Blue,
One heart,
One voice,
This songs for you!
Minnesota boys in Black & Blue!

( Na Na Na Na Na.... Minnesota boys in Black & Blue! )

 CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEK

Sung to the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down

Can we play you every week?!
Every Week!
Every Week!
Can we play you every week,
Kansas City! - [Replace with any team name]

 CAN YOU HEAR?

Can you hear the (opposition name) sing?
Nooooooooooo, nooooooooo
Can you hear the (opposition name) sing?
Nooooooooooo, nooooooooo
Can you hear the (opposition name) sing?
I can't hear a f----n' thing!
(Waoooooo aooooo)

 DALE CAVESE

La (x8)
La (x7)
La (x8)
La (x7)
Ohhhhhh (x4)
*Repeat

 DALE DALE (SPANISH)

(Spanish pronounced Dall-Eh)

Dale Dale Dale Dale LOONS!
Dale Dale Dale Dale LOONS!
Daleeeeeeeeee
Daleeeeeeeeee
LOOOOONS

 GLORY GLORY MINNESOTA!

Sung to the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic

Glory Glory Minnesota!
Glory Glory Minnesota!
Glory Glory Minnesota!
The Loons go marching ON! ON! ON!

Minnesota is the greatest team that you have ever seen!
Minnesota is the greatest team that you have ever seen!
Minnesota is the greatest team that you have ever seen!
The Loons go marching ON! ON! ON!

 GOALS! GOALS! GOALS!

Sung to the tune of Beastie Boys – Girls

Goals!
All we really want is Goals!
And in the morning it's Goals!
And in the evening it's Goals!
Two at a time we want Goals!
It's time to whip out our Goals!

 GONNA CUT YOU DOWN

Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash – God's Gonna Cut You Down
(Fast clap)

You!
Can!
Run on for a long time (x3)
Sooner or later gonna cut you down
Sooner or later gonna
Cut!
You!
Down!

 HEART OF THE LOON

Who's got more heart than you?! (No one!)
Who's got more heart than you?! (No one!)
Who's got more heart than you?! (No one!)
Who's got more heart than you?! (No one!)
Come on you Loons! (Come on!)

 HEY MINNESOTA

Hey Minnesota!
We are the True North!

 HIGH & WIDE

High & wide
High & wide
You're always shooting high & wide
High & wide
High & wide
You're always shooting high & wide

 I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH

Sung to the tune of Depeche Mode – I Just Can't Get Enough

When I see the Loons play,
I go out of my head,
I just can't get enough!
I just can't get enough!

All the things you do to me and everything you said!
I just can't get enough!
I just can't get enough!

We slip and slide as we fall in love and I just can't seem to get enough of

( Doot doot doot...Minnesota )

 I JUST CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD

Sung to the tune of Kylie Minogue – Can't Get You Out Of My Head
(The first time is song slowly, until the la-la-la, then the song becomes fast)

I just can't get you out of my head,
Loons your goals are all I think about.
I just can't get you out of my head,
Loons your goals are all I think about.
La-la-la la-la-la-la-la x4

 I NEED MOLINO!

Sung to the tune of Bonnie Tyler – I Need A Hero!

I need a Molino!
I'm holding out for Molino 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong,
And he's gotta be fast,
And he's gotta be ready to strike!

 KALLMAN MAYBE

Sung to the tune of Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe

Brent I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Fourteen's your number,
SO KALLMAN MAYBE!

It's hard to dribble past you baby
Fourteen's your number,
SO KALLMAN MAYBE!

 LASS FROM OVERSEAS

Sung to the tune of The Beatles – Yellow Submarine

In the town
Where I was born
Came a lass
From overseas.
Now she lives in Minnesota,
And her name is Nessie
We believe in a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster
We believe in a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster,
a Scottish Lake Monster

 LET'S GO MINNESOTA

Let's go Minnesota (x2)
Na na na hey! (x2)

They all want us quiet,
So lets just start a riot!

Na na na hey! (x2)

 LOON!

(Clap)
BLACK!

(CLAP)
BLUE!

(Slow then progressively faster pace)

LOOON!! 

 LOONEY TUNES THEME

Sung to the tune of the Looney Tunes theme

(Looney Tunes Theme)
Hey, MINNESOTA!
Hey, MINNESOTA!
Hey, MINNESOTA!
Are you loony too?

 MIGUEL IBARRA IS MY FRIEND

Sung to the tune of Queen – We Are The Champions

Meeeeeee-guel Ibarra's my friend
And he'll keep on fighting till the end!
Meeeeeee-guel Ibarra Meeeeeee-guel Ibarra
No time for losers
He's Miguel Ibarra
Of The Loons!

 MINNESOTA BOYS IN BLACK & BLUE

We come from the cold and frozen North,
Go Loons!
Go Loons!
And for our club our hearts forever true,
Stay true!
We love our boys in Black & Blue,
One heart,
One voice,
This songs for you!
Minnesota boys in Black & Blue!
( Na Na Na Na Na.... Minnesota boys in Black & Blue! )

 NORTH IS RISING

Hey ho the North is rising! (x3)
Rising up the table!

 NORTH IS UNITED

Sung to the tune of Sham 69 – If The Kids Are United

When the North is United!
We will never be defeated!

 NOTHING

This is how it feels to be [insert opponent here]!
This is how it feels to be small,
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all,
Nothing at all!
Nothing at all!

 NUTS OF A WARRIOR

Sung to the tune of Twisted Sister – Nuts of a Warrior

We've got nuts of a warrior
YEAH! Nuts of a warrior!
We've got nuts of a warrior and you don't!

 OH BATMAN MIGUEL

Sung to the tune of Supertramp – The Logical Song

Oh Batman Miguel
Oh he is so wonderful
When he scores a goal
Oh its beautiful, magical

When he runs down the wing
He is fast as lightening
Its frightening
And he makes all the boys sing

 OH [STRIKER] YOU!

Sung to the tune of Biz Markie – Just A Friend
(This song can be sung for any attacking player, Christian Ramirez used below)

Oh Christian youuuu....
You got what I neeeeed!
The goalkeeper's not your friend.
So go score a goal again!

 OH FRANCISCO!

Sung to the tune of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons – Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Oh Francisco, you are the love of my life
Oh Francisco, you can shag me twice
Oh Francisco, ooo that sexy accent

 OH [STRIKER] YOU!

Sung to the tune of the Ooompa Loompa Song (Willy Wonka)

Oompa Loompa doompity doo
Your best player is 5 foot 2
Oompa Loompa doompity dee
All of your fans are in AARP

 RISING OF THE NORTH

We are the Loons
And we will soar,
But we came ready,
Ready for War

We are the children,
Of the North,
Minnesota,
To the core

When you hear
Our battle cry,
You be ready,
Ready to die

You will fear,
The rising of the North!
The rising of the North!
The rising of the North! (repeat)

 

 SCORE US A GOAL RAMIREZ!

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel – Piano Man

Score us a goal Ramirez!
Score us a goal tonight.
For we're all in the mood for a victory!
And you've got us feeling alright.
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da....

 SHLOOO M-N-U-F-C
<

Shloooo Looo looo looo looo looo looooo!
M-N-U-F-C
*Repeat*

 SHOUT!

Sung to the tune of Tears For Fears – Shout

Shout! Shout!
Let it all out
This is the team I can't live without
Come on
Come on you loons
Come on

 THE ROWDY TRUE NORTH ELITE

The black & blue
(clap x3)

Thats what we bleed
(clap x2)

Minnesota United FC
(clap x3)

Cheer on the Loons
(clap x3)

To Victory
(clap x2)

Cause we're the rowdy True North Elite
Lhlhlhlhlhlhlh Oooh oooh
Lhlhlhlhlhlhlh Aha Aha
Lhlhlhlhlhlhlh ooh oooh
Lhlhlhlhlhlh ahhh (x3)

 TRUE NORTH ELITE

Call: True North Elite!
Response: True North Elite!

Call: We scream the tune! 
Response: We scream the tune!

Call: True North Elite!
Response: True North Elite!

Call: We back the Loon!
Response: We back the Loon!

Call: True North Elite!
Response: True North Elite!

Call: In black & blue!
Response: In black & blue

 UNITED BLACK & BLUE

Ale Ale Aooohhh
Ale Ale Aooohhh
We are United Black
We are United Blue
*Repeat*

 UNITED BORN

I'm United born, I'm United bred, And when I die, I'm United dead. X2
Minnesoooota! Minnesoooota!

 UNITED! COME ON YOU LOONS!

Call: UNITED!
Response: UNITED!
(x2)

Call: Come on you Loons!
Response: Come on you Loons!
(x2)

Call: Minnesota Black and Blue!
Response: Minnesota Black and Blue!
(x2)

*Sing tune of Yankee Doodle*

 UNITED 'TIL I DIE

United till I die,
United till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
United till I die!

 VAMOS UNITED

Vamos!
Vamos United
Esta noche,
Te-ne-mos-que ganar!

 WE ARE UNITED

Call: We are United!
Response: Never Divided!

 WE LOVE UNITED

We love United, we do
We love United, we do
We love United, we do
Oh United we love you

 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?

Call: What do u think of [insert opposing team]?
Response: S--t!
Call: What do u think of s--t?, 
Response: [insert opposing team],
Call: Thank you!
Response: That's alright!
All: We hate [insert opposing team], and we hate [insert opposing team] (x3)
All: We are the [insert opposing team], haters!

 WHEN THE LOONS GO MARCHING IN!

Sung to the tune of When The Saints Go Marching In

Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!

Call: Oh when the Loons!
Response: Oh when the Loons!
Call: Go Marching in!
Response: Go Marching in!

Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!

Call: Oh when the Loons!
Response: Oh when the Loons!
Call: Go Marching in!
Response: Go Marching in!

Oh when the Loons go marching in!
I wanna be in that number!
Oh when the Loons go marching in!

 WONDERWALL

Sung to the tune of Oasis – Wonderwall
(Typically sung after an MNUFC win)

Today, is gonna be the day, they're gonna throw it back to you
By now, you should've somehow, realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now

Backbeat, the word is on the street, that the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure, you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now

And all the roads we walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I, would like to say to you, but I don't know how

Because maybe, you're gonna be the one who saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall

 YOU CAME A LONG WAY TO LOSE

Sung to the tune of He's Got The Whole World In His Hands

Verse 1: You came a long way just to lose (x4)
Verse 2: You came a long way to play like crap (x4)

 PUB SONG – DIRTY OLD TOWN

Sung to the tune of The Pogues – Dirty Old Town

I met my love, in old Saint Paul
Dreamed a dream, that we'd win it all
The Thunder did, and the Loons soon shall
Minnesota, Minnesota

 PUB SONG – WE BEAT TEAMS FROM ALL PLACES

Sung to the tune of Garth Brooks – Friends In Low Places

Well we beat teams from all places
We'll be scoring goals
While your squad chases our loons in grey
Oh we'll win today
Feel those tears roll down your faces
When we win our games we sing Oasis
Cause we beat teams from all places